Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, and things that cannot be explained! This greeting is the best thing today, because otherwise it’s a pretty dull day. Today’s holidays are for lack of better term, blah. Today’s birthdays are ok. But you shouldn’t read this. There aren’t any reasons to leave work.
For example today is National Trail Mix Day. My guess is you run down to a gas station or a 7-Eleven and buy yourself some delicious mix of nuts and dry fruit. See nothing to celebrate. Also it’s the Eat Outside Day. You figure it out; I am not even going to tell you. That’s it for the holidays today. As you see there isn’t anything to get excited about.
As for birthdays, there are a couple of celebrities. The biggest ones are star of “Pretty Woman” amongst other films, Richard Gere, and star of “Friday” and “Rush Hour” trilogy, Chris Tucker. As for the so-called hot women, the only ones that came up are 80s superstars, the singer Debbie Gibson, and the MTV personality and actress, Julie Brown. That’s it. Nothing else to report.
Sometimes I take it upon myself to create a holiday for all you good people. I’ll do it once again today. Let it be known that today is Blonde Day. Know anyone blonde? Take em out, for dinner, movie, or perhaps something more educational. I am of course in no way saying that blondes are dumb. This has been the Buzzer, and I am not blonde.
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oh my god love the pics…who knew that Debbie Gibson still got it and how
Why would she do this to herself??? Oh my gosh is this desperation…why expose yourself this way? I am so disappointed.
You know what? Why not? If she’s comfortable doing it who are we to judge. She looks pretty good to me also
It’s all Photoshop - she don’t look like that!
Of course, the jealous females posting on here feel the need to insult Debbie Gibson, or say that they’re disappointed in her. Give me a break. I bet if there was a pic of a shirtless male singer/actor that you like, you’d be going gaga. Hypocrites.